You're getting married! Time we had "the talk"...

...you get two blenders at your shower?
I could really use a new one!
Congratulation on your upcoming nuptials!

It's really simple darling! I get the shower first...

...so you have time to make me breakfast! Love you Sweetie!

Just sold my first coffee mug on zazzle!

Whoever bought it, thanks so much and enjoy!!!!!! Oh, and buy more!! LOL! there's a link on the bottom of the page!
Revelle
http://www.zazzle.com/the_coffee_lady

Coffee and donuts, coffee and bagels, coffee and danish...

…never as good as coffee and you!

Have the happiest birthday ever!

Drink decaf so you can fall back asleep fast...

...now if they’d just invent a good decaffeinated formula!

Congratulations on your sweet new addition to the family!

Ah, coffee! The only reason we get up and go to work in the morning...

...well that and the cute FedEx guy!
Happy Birthday from everyone at work.

Ever have one of those days?

Oh, this IS one of those days!!!
Hope you feel better soon!

I took that dirty rat to the cleaners during our divorce settlement...

I'm proud to say he's now squeaky clean!
Congratulations on your divorce!

I'm a witch before my first cup of brew...

...and my second, and my third!
But I'm a perfect angel by noon!
Let's do lunch soon!

I love birthdays...

...like I love mornings!
Happy Birthday from one non-morning person to another!

There's nothing like a hot cup of coffee first thing in the morning...

...well, maybe second thing!
Happy Birthday Sweetie!

My last blind date made me wish one thing...

...that I was blind!
So how's life treating you?

You touch that last cup of coffee...

...you deal with me!
So, Starbucks? Soon?

Yes. I'm awake...I don't know why...

...but I'm awake! What was I saying???

My job is my life...

I need a new life!!!!
Let's go for coffee and figure things out together!

You can't have it both ways..either you make me coffee...

...or I make you miserable!
Thanks for always being there "no matter what"!!

Say's here "Men have started doing half of all housework"...

...this must be that new "Humorous Fiction" section!
So what's news with you?

So you caught that horrible bug that's been going around...

...well CRUSH the little bugger before it gets away and comes after me!
And get well soon!

You're HOW old? Really...

...you say that with such a straight face!
Happy Birthday!

I can't read all the bad news in the papers these days…

...the dog won't let me!!
So tell me some GOOD news!

It doesn't matter how rich you are...

...morning still comes too early!
So let's do lunch!

I know I told you motherhood was all fun and games...

...so I lied!
Congratulations on your new bay and let the games begin!

They say love is blind...

...so why do I kee seeing stars?
Happy Anniversary, Sweetie!

Showering with you may save water...

...but it sure doesn't save energy!!

Morning was going wonderful, no problems...

...then I woke up! Suppose now I'll have to go to work!
Miss you!

Of course you have to make the coffee darling...

...it was in the pre-nuptial agreement!

He told me to wake up and smell the roses...

...I told him to shut up or I'd use him to fertilize the roses!
So how's your love life going?